Sunday, June 17, 2007

"...the sexiest mother fucker to ever grace the earth with his presence."



I never meet a guy without some strange circumstances surrounding it. I was looking back at some of my written diary entries, wondering what I could share with my LJ friends, when I came across this quote. I met an interesting guy when I visited a friend, who is married to a military man & living off the base in Savannah, GA. The trip is a story in itself-- as crazy as any of my stories. (It was a week of my winter break.) But I met this patriotic wonder first at the New Year's Eve party, and again when he visited us the next morning. I was so hung over & ultimately mellow, that I went outside to get away from the sounds of the TV, and anything else making noise. It was like spring in Georgia, so I laid down leaning my head against the trunk of a huge tree, I buried myself in leaves, and I went to sleep with my iced tea right beside me.This guy asked me if I was ok, only to comment that I would probably be eaten by fire ants if I laid in the leaves like that any longer. Then later, I realized he had been teasing my married friend, trying to tempt her to have an affair. I thought I'd get his mind off her and try to seduce him, but before talking with him for long, this girl told me not to flirt with him. Though married, she had eyes for him and it would hurt her if I messed around with him. Excuse me! Who was the single one? She had no right. And it really pissed me off, but I was there to support her, so I tried to let it go.Frank Curby-- can you believe his name?! He wasn't worth it anyway. The guy turned out to be a total asshole & his head was stuck far up his ass too. My friend's husband commented to me though, that this friend of his was "the sexiest mother fucker to ever grace the earth with his presence." Yeah, he was so sexy he probably had sex with the other military men every night! No woman in her right mind was giving him any. I'm definitely glad Vincent isn't anything like this guy. He's a strong person, but he has a good heart too.

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